Never borrow pants from your brother. Especially if heś a size smaller than you are, because all that pressure in the junk will short-circuit your brain. And youĺl lie to a woman in a club about your real name. Leave her unsatisfied after making out in a bathroom. Then find out that sheś the one thing standing in the way of your dreams. And she very much doesnt́ like being lied to. Now I have to convince Lila Valentinet́he woman I cant́ stop thinking about, my biggest regret, and my new bosst́hat Iḿ whatś best for the baseball team sheś inherited. If we cant́ work together to save the Fireballs, the commissionerś forcing a sale and moving them across the country. Iĺl do anything to save my home team. But the one thing I cant́ do? Keep my hands to myself. Which would be fine, if she hadnt́ been telling me lies this whole time too.